I’ve been told by love ones that I should go to the doctors to have my hearing checked out. I guess this is what happens when you get older.
Perhaps I was tired, but at Sunday service this morning, I thought I heard during the sermon, “Adultery is a sin. You can’t have you kate and Edith too.”
After Sunday service, I thought I heard one of the parishioners say, “John, glad to see you here, but don’t you usually have to conduct a condom showing at this time?”